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methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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lindsaylohoean:

when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get itimage

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carballoray:

My man & I.. 

jayywhizzle:

espressonist:

rejennerate:

superwholock-ismy-design:

rainbow-femme:

gallifrey-feels:

distraction:

who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable

bad screenwriters

John Green

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john green is not the problem
john green’s fans are the problem

Reblogging SO fast.

With the added caveat that no author is or will ever be perfect.

Thank you

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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